How To Make Beef Wellington

This is the dish James Bond* would serve if he were hosting a dinner party. It's manly and rich, and takes a little skill to pull off really well. It was also incredibly popular in the 60s. I'll probably get plenty of angry comments telling me this version is a travesty, that it's using the wrong cut of beef, that it can't be done properly as quickly as I did. Right on all counts ... except that it tasted damn good. And I still say that beats tradition every time. * Sean Connery. No question. … [Read more...]

How To Make Wilted Spinach Salad

I'm not the kind of person who will eat a salad for dinner because it's "light". So when I say this one is hearty enough to be the main dish, I really mean it. Do you think it might be the 3/4 pound of bacon in it? … [Read more...]

Bacon Balsamic Dressing

If you're afraid of animal-based fats, go ahead and click "Back" right now. Don't let your doctor see this recipe. In fact, I strongly recommend that you don't make this. Conventional wisdom says that it will kill you. I don't follow the conventional wisdom. So I get to eat delicious stuff like this. … [Read more...]

How To Make Rotisserie Pork Loin

Go get a rotisserie. No seriously, they're great. … [Read more...]

How To Make Biscuits And Sausage Gravy

I'd like to apologize in advance to any Southerners reading this. Yes, your Grandmother's biscuits and gravy were better than anything I'll ever make. I don't deserve to even call this biscuits and gravy. I'm a damn Yankee, and I should stick to beef stroganoff and croutons. Good, that's out of the way? Now, if you don't already have your own tried-and-true sausage gravy recipe, this one should do just fine for a start. … [Read more...]