How To Feed The Masses

Because we didn't have enough going on for the holiday weekend already, my wife and I agreed to do the food for our church's pre-cana class. As in "wedding feast of Cana" ... as in wedding preparation class. Which really doesn't matter, except that we did breakfast, lunch and dinner for 40. No new recipes today, just a look at what it looks like to scale a couple of familiar recipes up a lot. (It was at a church. So "feed the masses". Get it? Church ... masses ... ) … [Read more...]

How To Make Blondies

I'm sitting here trying to think of what to say about blondies, and the only thing going through my head is Call Me on infinite repeat. (Is it stuck in your head, too, now? You're welcome.) Wait, that helped a little. While my mental sound track is on "Pause" I should tell you that blondies are similar to brownies, but without the chocolate. This version is not nearly as sweet as you would suspect from the amount of sugar in it. You can do them completely plain, with no nuts or chips or … [Read more...]

How To Make Lemon Drops

A couple of weeks ago I made lemon glaze to go on my cinnamon rolls. After we finished off the rolls, there was some glaze left that had dripped onto the plate. It was like little sweet / tart pieces of candy. I thought to myself, "You know what, Self? I'll bet you could make a whole batch of candy like that and skip the cinnamon rolls altogether." But I like cinnamon rolls. "Dood! Candy!" (Sometimes my internal monologue turns into a dialogue. And then an argument.) … [Read more...]

Fruit Snacks For Grown-ups

Basketball plus trampolines equals Slamball. Chess plus boxing equals Chess Boxing. (I'm not kidding. Go follow that link.) Yogurt plus archery equals ... Okay, you can't just put any two terms together and get something great. How about "tropical fruit" and "jerky"? I know. It sounds wrong, doesn't it? But the people at Jerky.com emailed me a couple of weeks ago to see if I wanted to try some of their new pineapple jerky. I had to say yes, if for no other reason than curiosity. … [Read more...]

How To make A Pomegranate Highball

You probably shouldn't drink. Lots of religions prohibit it ... It's bad for your liver ... It makes you stupid ... But hey, if you're going to do it anyway, might as well drink something tasty. Today is my take on the pomegranatini. I don't like martinis, or gin, and don't have any martini glasses. So this really isn't very much like a martini at all. It's a highball. (Full disclosure: POM Wonderful sent me a couple of bottles of juice to try. They hoped I would publish a review, of which … [Read more...]