
Do you remember when you were little and went out to a special dinner with your family? The only thing that made it barely bearable was getting to drink a Shirley Temple filled with extra cherries by a server who was trying to keep you from throwing crushed cracker crumbs all over the floor.[1]
Shirley Temples are still the cocktail of choice for the toddler set, and The Frugal Hostess will admit to craving them every now and then. (Like, every time she is sick, or sad, or bored, or eating fried seafood – who knew?)
As we all know, The Frugal Hostess is also a fan of fully-leaded cocktails, especially old-fashioned ones that require muddling and steeping and other such nonsense. In her old age, TFH admits to a relatively new fondness for the much-maligned Girlie Drink — that sweet, easy-to-drink concoction that will kick your ass if you aren’t careful. [This is in contrast to her former self, when TFH used to be a self-proclaimed drinking snob: gin and tonic in the summer, bourbon or rye and ginger ale in the winter, the end.]
And, while The Frugal Husband prefers a straight-up gin martini with olives to just about anything (including TFH), he is ever so sweet and always on the look out for a new potion to mix up for his ungrateful wife.
It was during one such excursion into the lore of the Girlie Drink Slash Old Style Cocktail that The Frugal Husband discovered that grenadine is a frequent ingredient in his beloved’s favorite style of libation. He dutifully proceeded to the liquor store to pick some up, and he found that every brand on the shelf listed as a main ingredient high fructose corn syrup.
Now, there are ton of commercials the say HFCS is the same as sugar, blah blah blah, and, while that may be true (it’s not) the dastardly sweetener is not welcome at The Frugal Homestead. So, Gentle Readers, The Frugal Husband did what any normal guy would do. He made some. From scratch. Which is unbelievably delicious. And also easy. Do it.
Ingredients
2 parts pomegranate juice
1 part sugar
Directions
1. Bring to a boil.
2. Reduce. Simmer until thickened to your taste.
3. Let cool. Refrigerate for quite some time.
[1] EDITOR’S NOTE: I prefer the Marilyn Monroe. It’s the same as a Shirley Temple but without the cherry.
Want more like this? For more recipes like this, that you can hold right in your hands, and write on, take notes, tear pages out if you want (Gosh, you're tough on books, aren't you?) you might be interested in How To Cook Like Your Grandmother, 2nd edition, Illustrated. Or to learn your way around the kitchen, check out Starting From Scratch: The Owner's Manual for Your Kitchen.















7 Comments
Thanks for the great post! First off, my dd was just asking what grenedine was. And other than something used to make drinks red, I had no clue. So, now I can tell her.
Secondly, I second the opinion of HFCS. It is EVIL. In fact, the same dd is giving a speech about how awful it is at the Texas state 4-H competition on Thursday. It will be difficult for her to do well as 4-H is agricultural by nature. (She also is pointing out how bad gm corn is for people.) But, she is sticking to her guns and giving it at all costs.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! Thank you — I have been looking for the perfect thing to add to my fizzy-water now that I’m pregnant and hadn’t even remembered grenadine; the HFCS would have kept me out of it and I wouldn’t have thought to make it without your ingenuity.
That Marilyn Monroe title/joke is breathtakingly mean. I love it.
HAHAHAAAAAA – Marilyn – HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! Love it!
LMAO (Marilyn vs Shirley)
Thanks for the recipe. It’s one of your more difficult ones! haha
Brilliant! Yet another example of how it pays off to read the ingredients then DIY!
I’ve just spent more than an hour on that Weston A Price website. Even though the link you have was, in fact, broken.
I can see I’m going to be getting fussier about my food purchases…
Hmm, they seem to have moved some stuff around without forwarding links. I updated the link to point to one of their more recent ones, which manages to slam agave just as hard as HFCS.